Malty: For my future daughter →
- Dryshampoo is a broken hearted girls best friend.
- Buy the nicer towels and wash clothes. Its worth it.
- One day in high school you are going to think a boy is really cute and you will think you are ready to have sex with them. Don’t do it. Unless you want to go back to your high school…
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DRY SHAMPOO? What black magic is this?
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Genius. Though this could just as aptly...titled “For 98%
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friend, but out of just
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“don’t be that drunk girl who cries. Or takes off her clothes. Or cries while taking off her clothes.”
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